cousins

Imaginary badasses that black people refer to when they make empty threats.
by Nips711 April 07, 2009
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cousins

people who lie about family relations based on the connection between two family members.
just because your cousins got married, doesnt make you cousins.
by butchyging October 06, 2009
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cousins

1. To be vampyric; Reclusive, phobic of light, skin white to the point of translucency, a taste for human blood.

2. Bat-like
Geez, maybe you should go out today, you're turning into a bit of a cousins.
by Obafemi Martins April 14, 2008
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Cousin's Cousin

A term used instead of saying brother. A person's brother is also the cousin of their cousin. Using this term will make you sound awesome and confuse the person to which you are using the term, giving you the opportunity to share it with them.
John: Yo, what are you doing tonight?
Fred: Going to Olive Garden. My parents want to take me and my cousin's cousin out to dinner.
by Donny Mattingly April 11, 2011
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cousin

ur built in best friend. the person who’s been there for u through everything. u look up to them, and can tell them anything. they have ur back and u have theirs. u love them more than anything in this world.
i have the best cousin in the world
by angelchapa August 26, 2019
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the cousin

A move created by Lara Fraser C- to describe a move in which someone crushes a man's testicles in his/her hand until they almost disintegrate. Based on a dream she had in which she performed this move on The Cousin.
The security guard tackled me for trying to save rabbits undergoing scientific testing so I gave him the cousin.
by Lara Cooper March 17, 2007
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cousin

I just fucked my cousin!
by Liger Zero April 07, 2003
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