pizoned

The act of being totally and completely owned

Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.

by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006

Pizoned

Pizoned - (PIH-zOH-ned)

1. To be uber pwned
2. To be much better than another person/(s) at something.

Damn, i got 5 headshots on you in a row. You just got pizoned!

by Cable330 February 28, 2010

Pazoned

Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.

Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.

by BackToNormal June 26, 2004

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pizzoned

The act of being pwned
Having something that is pwn

Dude, I just pizzoned you!

by Devion September 28, 2003

pizowned

v. Verb: To Pizowned, to be Pizowned, also: to be pizowned in the hizzy.
1) To be owned, but worse, and to the point of almost suicide as you are shuned by your many friends and feel worthless like the nub you are. kthx

j00 nubs got pizowned in the hizzzzzyyy !!!!!!!11

by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

Pzoned

The act of pure awesomeness. It is the next level of owning, higher than pwn.

Guy:"Holy shit! Jim just knifed 3 guys at once!"
Friend:"Man, he's pzoned this map!"

by 7ehr0x0rz March 30, 2006