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(adj., noun) a very strange, sexual, but awesome person, a (mostly) gay male who enjoys touching people (touches females non-inappropriately), a pilai is also a boy who falls in love easily with tall, white men with hair between red and blonde, with light colored eyes (blue, aqua, etc), with an exception of green eyes. a pilai also has an insane intuition and gaydar. never piss off a pilai, or he can make your life hell
Awwwww, thats cuuuuuute, that kid is making out with the other tall white boy!!!

Oh, hes such a Pilai, isnt it adorable???
Pilai by beenyboooy May 7, 2009
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Tejas Pillai 

In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'
Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God
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A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes
Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck
Pilafed by Rake September 3, 2018

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession
I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering
pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019
If you know a Pilar, you should consider yourself one of the luckiest people. She’s, probably, the purest person I’ve ever met. There's not a hint of evil in her, always trying to help whenever she can. She loves nature, and that’s why parks are her favourite place to be with the right company. If you need someone, doesn’t matter for what, Pilar will offer herself to help you. She’s like the mom of the group, and will always know how many of them will go next day if someone is missing. Even though she doesn’t seem to, she loves spicy things, such as universities or showers. She is a happy person who laughs at your jokes, who tells you her anecdotes, but, above all, she is the one who, whatever happens, will always love and support you. Her parties are the best, as she always manages to do a unique activity that everyone likes, such as singing “FRIENDS” in a karaoke. She also is down to earth, knowing always better. If you ask her a question, she’ll always answer with a: “Just smile and nod”. But be careful; don’t make her mad, because she will reply with a simple “Good night”.
“Hey Pilar, what did you do this weekend?”
“I almost burned down the park, why?”
Pilar by Macedoniaconpollo November 27, 2020

piling system 

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.
I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.
piling system by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010
The most adorable and amazing person to be with or around, she's an absolute Ray of sunshine on anyone that even comes near or looks at her
Pilar by Blancole July 7, 2019