Pilafed 

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

Pilafed by Rake September 3, 2018

Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed 

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed by Sean March 28, 2004

pilaffed 

Being mislead, duped, or otherwise decieved. Derived from an experience of ordering pilaf at a restaurant and getting only basmati rice. Similar to getting punked.

"Aw man! That dude said this watch was authentic! I just got pilaffed, royally."

pilaffed by Terri Kloth October 20, 2008