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Corey is a nice pleasant guy who likes his basketball. "Hot" is the word that everyone calls him, in fact, he's so hot that Greta Thunberg needs to have a chat with him because he's melting polar ice caps in the north. He looks for a woman who is energetic, strong, hot, smart and takes him as an individual. Every night Corey swipes right on tinder hoping to find the girl of his dream. He is a very distinct person who will commit suicide if a Nick is nearby, even though Nick has very big affections towards him. Corey is all-knowing and all-powerful he withholds the powers of 10,000 suns and galaxies, no one can withstand the power of Corey's wrath or anger. On the social hierarchy of the universe, Corey is flying through the roof of it with Tejas underneath him. Thanks for being such a great Corey. Every girl is calling Corey thicc x 5000 c's these days.
Nick: Why is it so hot, I'm melting
Tejas: Corey must be near
Nick: Wait! I thought Corey was in Istanbul
Tejas: Yeh but he's so hot that we can feel him from here
Nick: God Damn i gotta ride fast
by Daniel5tookenham February 06, 2020
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Ben is a slay queen. Ben is a total beast at gaming and that beast is also released in the bed. Ben is a great guy to be around, with a perfect sense of humour. His hair is like a shaggy mountain goat on a snowy mountain. His ears are lavished upon Corey's tongue. Ben is just the bogan you always wanted
Tejas: Corey was that a sick game last night or what
Corey: Nah ben ruined it all
Tejas: What are you talking about, Benjamin is the goat
by Daniel5tookenham September 14, 2020
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Kailas is a cool and mature young Indian boy. He is the master of balls which he rivals his brother in. At home, Kailas likes to run in the corner of his brother's room and make chicken noises. His brothers consider him very idiotic and irritating. Kailas loves making friends with teachers and they see him as a friendly, kind and selfless boy. When Kailas has a deck of cards in his hands they are no ways to control his winning streak, if you challenge Kailas to a game of Poker you have to prepare to die. Kailas has a great sense of humour which you will find him attractive for. Everyone is Kailas's friend and you should be thankful that you have a friend like Kailas. But when there is a pot of curry in front of him his true traits reveal themselves. He devours his curry honouring his Indian heritage by using two fingers with only the tip getting dirty. Kailas is just such a great guy
Tejas: My God Kailas stop being annoying
Rest of the world: Shut up Tejas Kailas is truly the best guy that ever lived
Tejas: mmmmmmm
by Daniel5tookenham February 09, 2020
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Kye is the hero of the year, if you have a tech problem well "tech schorer" will come to the rescue. He use to be a senior officer in the navy and his comrades worshiped him now he's enjoying a life of retirement, girls and plane watcher.com. When eye grows up he will end up being tom hanks in cast away but pitifully he won't be found. Kye is never hungry and never will be because he is fuelled on grainwaves. If kye wasn't restricted he will conquer the world
Tejas: Hey who's that above me
Corey: That's just kye in his emirates
Tejas: Man Kye is so cool I envy him
by Daniel5tookenham February 18, 2021
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Jordan is a gamer e boy. He games all night and games all day, and he's really good at it. Jordan lives by the sword and the red bull can. Jordan is a friendly and humorous guy. Jordan likes to show of his gamer moves in the bed that's why he's called the EA payoff, meaning extra ass. Jordan is a tall fellow meaning he can reach places that no one else can (if u know what I mean). In conclusion Jordan is a Slay queen sipping red bull watching the basketball and Faze vs Liquid CSGO match at the same time
Tejas: Jordan's such a gamer
Corey: Wait till to feel his feet
Tejas: Can't wait until that moment
by Daniel5tookenham October 14, 2020
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Gabby is a high distinguished girl. One might say she has the boys wrapped up round her finger. She is a siren, pulls in the men by her dashing looks however she can't attack them. Her sympathy keeps her at bay, to emotionally bring pain to boys tears her to pieces. She contains high intellectual properties and when choose can became incredibly diligent. Her love life is so eventful that you can make a tv series from it. And this come to such a great extent that she signed a contract off with Netflix on a series called the New Girl in Town.
Tejas: Oh gabby my love for you is boundless as the sea
*As tejas looks upon gabby's proposed dead body*
Tejas: And with this kiss I die
*Tejas lays his lips upon gabby then grabs the dagger to end his life by the neck, his body flops on gabby*
*Gabby wakes up*
Gabby: Tejas my love, my life, how thy do such damage with your death. I can't comprehend what my life would be without you by my side in bed. DID MY HEART LOVE TO NOW
*Gabby grabs tejas's knife and inserts it into her chest, then dies*
*Emmett walks in*
by Daniel5tookenham May 06, 2021
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In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'
Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God
by Daniel5tookenham June 03, 2020
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