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A transista lies outside the LGBTQI+ community, her sexuality is not identified even if he/she possesses a sexuality at all.
Corey: Yo I want to smash that person
Ben: Corey you can't she's a transista
Corey: What do you mean
Ben: A transista belongs to no sexuality they are like a ghost in a shell
Corey: NOOOOOO
Ben: Corey you can't she's a transista
Corey: What do you mean
Ben: A transista belongs to no sexuality they are like a ghost in a shell
Corey: NOOOOOO
by Daniel5tookenham February 27, 2022
Get the Transista mug.A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this person always manages to weasel their way into every inch of your life and transform your joy to pain. A grundlebucket should be avoided.
Mr May: Hey student 1 can I call you Grundlebucket as a nickname
Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary
Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA
Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary
Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA
by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022
Get the Grundlebucket mug.Thomas lines his desk with senpai girls figurines which also reflects how he lines his social life with the same women. Tom is referred to as the king, outlining his humble and kind personality. Tom is renowned across his lands for his deep knowledge in English, he is exceptional in the subject. But Tom is still in school, yet his power and senpai dolls, and there has be conversations of a public execution due to his tendency to never be at school. Tom's court is advised by Emmett and he is planning to make Xeev his queen.
Matt: Due to your crimes against schooling and friendships, Thomas ____ you have been given the order of execution by guillotine
Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket
Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket
by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022
Get the Tom mug.Girl crazy Stacy Declan is the one for women. He pursues them in an endless chase fuelled with passion but all he meets at the end is message sending on his snap. Declan doesn't like burgers, he doesn't like bread, he doesnt like mayonnaise, at this point he is a disappointment but his deep lust for chicken cannot be overpowered. Speaking of lust, Declan experiences an odd fettish with ceiling, he cannot get enough of them, when he lies at bed at night and looks up he cannot stop jacking off, in turn this led to his parents nailing his bed to the ceiling and strapping him in with large leather belts. However, the aroma of the ceiling can put Declan in a thirsty craze, multiple international news broadcasting companies have made short documentaries of him to find the source of this addiction but to no avail. Declan has always lived in the shadow of his brother not able to overcome his greatness, Declan only wishes the brother wasn't born. Declan however has an amazing taste in music and on his judgement day, Jesus will hop onto Declan's Spotify, shuffle his playlist and then with a grin on his face, he will say "Declan your sins are justified, you may enter". Until then he will own a tackle shop in exmouth, fishing for the bait each morning.
Corey: Declan I can't wait this sleepover is going to be awesome
Declan: Gosh Corey me too
*5 hours later Corey and Declan go to bed, as Corey is lying in bed he hears a muffled repetitive sound*
Corey: Declan do you hear that? What is that sound?
*Corey looks down at Declan in his sleeping bag beside his bed, Declan is in his underwear, his hand moves up and down on a long stick like object rising from his underwear, his eyes bloodshocked staring intensely at the ceiling*
Corey :DECLAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*SMASH, Declan doesnt not break eye contact with the ceiling*
*The bedroom window is broken a man that corey knows as Xeev enters in with a knife and stabs corey repeatedly, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Corey: DEc..cough LANNN, get the FUc.....*Corey dies after a stab to the heart*
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*Xeev descends from Corey's limbless body and inserts his knife into Declan's heart, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Xeev: WHAT THE FUCK how is he not dead *Xeev repeatedly brings his knife in and out of Declan's heart and then his head, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Declan - AHHHHHHHHHH *Declan reaches climax, as he does so he dies instantly, although dead his eyes yet still open not breaking eye contact with the ceiling, cum covers Xeev's face*
Declan: Gosh Corey me too
*5 hours later Corey and Declan go to bed, as Corey is lying in bed he hears a muffled repetitive sound*
Corey: Declan do you hear that? What is that sound?
*Corey looks down at Declan in his sleeping bag beside his bed, Declan is in his underwear, his hand moves up and down on a long stick like object rising from his underwear, his eyes bloodshocked staring intensely at the ceiling*
Corey :DECLAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*SMASH, Declan doesnt not break eye contact with the ceiling*
*The bedroom window is broken a man that corey knows as Xeev enters in with a knife and stabs corey repeatedly, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Corey: DEc..cough LANNN, get the FUc.....*Corey dies after a stab to the heart*
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*Xeev descends from Corey's limbless body and inserts his knife into Declan's heart, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Xeev: WHAT THE FUCK how is he not dead *Xeev repeatedly brings his knife in and out of Declan's heart and then his head, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Declan - AHHHHHHHHHH *Declan reaches climax, as he does so he dies instantly, although dead his eyes yet still open not breaking eye contact with the ceiling, cum covers Xeev's face*
by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022
Get the Declan mug.Ben is the consumer of crisps. He feasts on these ever meal of the day, Honey Soy Chicken for breakfast, Salt and vinegar for lunch and chilli and sour cream for dinner. Even cholesterol has no hold on this Italian solider. People cower in majesty of his luscious moustache, on the black market a single hair from this holy ground is worth over $400,000USD. Ben is the bringer of good fortune and as the Rembrandts famously wrote in respect of him in their hit song soon made theme of Television Giant show Friends "Ben will be there for you when the rain starts to pour".
Corey: Ben lend me your moustache in defeating the enemy
Ben: *Crunch*
Corey: Ben focus, would you rather save making or eat chips
Ben: *Crunch*
*The man infront of ben presses a button and the earth explodes, ending mankind*
Ben: *Crunch*
*The Rembrandts descend from earth with guitars In hand*
The Rembrandts: Ben will be there for you, Like ben has been there before, Ben will be there for you, Cause Ben is there for me toooo
Ben: *Crunch*
Corey: Ben focus, would you rather save making or eat chips
Ben: *Crunch*
*The man infront of ben presses a button and the earth explodes, ending mankind*
Ben: *Crunch*
*The Rembrandts descend from earth with guitars In hand*
The Rembrandts: Ben will be there for you, Like ben has been there before, Ben will be there for you, Cause Ben is there for me toooo
by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022
Get the Ben mug.Matt by day, eboy by night. When the sun sets Matt transforms into his hidden persona XEEV. Dubbed by some Japan's GDP, he spends countless restless hours melting his eyes to provide a simple income for Japanese animators, such humble work people say. Xeev's hair is as dark as Midnight's shadow and eyes as brown as the crevices of an Canadian Oak tree. But when the sun arises, Xeev is transformed to average Matt, so subtle but so beautiful. When he sleeps, as he regularly does, rumours says harps can be heard softly echoing from his larynx resembling a nightingale's melody serenading between the descending damp maple leaves on the first of fall. Legend has it the power of e-boy xeev can only be broken by the reparation of Matt's broken heart, and this hero will be a king
Corey: Hey have you heard about *corey whispers* xeev
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
by Daniel5tookenham February 22, 2022
Get the Matt mug.Gabby is a high distinguished girl. One might say she has the boys wrapped up round her finger. She is a siren, pulls in the men by her dashing looks however she can't attack them. Her sympathy keeps her at bay, to emotionally bring pain to boys tears her to pieces. She contains high intellectual properties and when choose can became incredibly diligent. Her love life is so eventful that you can make a tv series from it. And this come to such a great extent that she signed a contract off with Netflix on a series called the New Girl in Town.
Tejas: Oh gabby my love for you is boundless as the sea
*As tejas looks upon gabby's proposed dead body*
Tejas: And with this kiss I die
*Tejas lays his lips upon gabby then grabs the dagger to end his life by the neck, his body flops on gabby*
*Gabby wakes up*
Gabby: Tejas my love, my life, how thy do such damage with your death. I can't comprehend what my life would be without you by my side in bed. DID MY HEART LOVE TO NOW
*Gabby grabs tejas's knife and inserts it into her chest, then dies*
*Emmett walks in*
Emmett: THERE WAS NEVER TALE OF GREATER WOE THEN GABBY AND HER INDIAN ROMEO
*As tejas looks upon gabby's proposed dead body*
Tejas: And with this kiss I die
*Tejas lays his lips upon gabby then grabs the dagger to end his life by the neck, his body flops on gabby*
*Gabby wakes up*
Gabby: Tejas my love, my life, how thy do such damage with your death. I can't comprehend what my life would be without you by my side in bed. DID MY HEART LOVE TO NOW
*Gabby grabs tejas's knife and inserts it into her chest, then dies*
*Emmett walks in*
Emmett: THERE WAS NEVER TALE OF GREATER WOE THEN GABBY AND HER INDIAN ROMEO
by Daniel5tookenham May 6, 2021
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