12 definitions by Daniel5tookenham
Gabby is a high distinguished girl. One might say she has the boys wrapped up round her finger. She is a siren, pulls in the men by her dashing looks however she can't attack them. Her sympathy keeps her at bay, to emotionally bring pain to boys tears her to pieces. She contains high intellectual properties and when choose can became incredibly diligent. Her love life is so eventful that you can make a tv series from it. And this come to such a great extent that she signed a contract off with Netflix on a series called the New Girl in Town.
Tejas: Oh gabby my love for you is boundless as the sea
*As tejas looks upon gabby's proposed dead body*
Tejas: And with this kiss I die
*Tejas lays his lips upon gabby then grabs the dagger to end his life by the neck, his body flops on gabby*
*Gabby wakes up*
Gabby: Tejas my love, my life, how thy do such damage with your death. I can't comprehend what my life would be without you by my side in bed. DID MY HEART LOVE TO NOW
*Gabby grabs tejas's knife and inserts it into her chest, then dies*
*Emmett walks in*
Emmett: THERE WAS NEVER TALE OF GREATER WOE THEN GABBY AND HER INDIAN ROMEO
*As tejas looks upon gabby's proposed dead body*
Tejas: And with this kiss I die
*Tejas lays his lips upon gabby then grabs the dagger to end his life by the neck, his body flops on gabby*
*Gabby wakes up*
Gabby: Tejas my love, my life, how thy do such damage with your death. I can't comprehend what my life would be without you by my side in bed. DID MY HEART LOVE TO NOW
*Gabby grabs tejas's knife and inserts it into her chest, then dies*
*Emmett walks in*
Emmett: THERE WAS NEVER TALE OF GREATER WOE THEN GABBY AND HER INDIAN ROMEO
by Daniel5tookenham May 6, 2021
In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'
Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God
by Daniel5tookenham June 4, 2020
Jordan is a gamer e boy. He games all night and games all day, and he's really good at it. Jordan lives by the sword and the red bull can. Jordan is a friendly and humorous guy. Jordan likes to show of his gamer moves in the bed that's why he's called the EA payoff, meaning extra ass. Jordan is a tall fellow meaning he can reach places that no one else can (if u know what I mean). In conclusion Jordan is a Slay queen sipping red bull watching the basketball and Faze vs Liquid CSGO match at the same time
by Daniel5tookenham October 15, 2020
A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this person always manages to weasel their way into every inch of your life and transform your joy to pain. A grundlebucket should be avoided.
Mr May: Hey student 1 can I call you Grundlebucket as a nickname
Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary
Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA
Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary
Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA
by Daniel5tookenham February 25, 2022
Thomas lines his desk with senpai girls figurines which also reflects how he lines his social life with the same women. Tom is referred to as the king, outlining his humble and kind personality. Tom is renowned across his lands for his deep knowledge in English, he is exceptional in the subject. But Tom is still in school, yet his power and senpai dolls, and there has be conversations of a public execution due to his tendency to never be at school. Tom's court is advised by Emmett and he is planning to make Xeev his queen.
Matt: Due to your crimes against schooling and friendships, Thomas ____ you have been given the order of execution by guillotine
Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket
Crowd - DEATH DEATH DEATH FOR Tom the King
Matt: OFF WITH HIS HEAD
*Josh drops the rope, the guillotine slices through his tender neck, his head drops into the hand woven basket
by Daniel5tookenham February 25, 2022
Ben is the consumer of crisps. He feasts on these ever meal of the day, Honey Soy Chicken for breakfast, Salt and vinegar for lunch and chilli and sour cream for dinner. Even cholesterol has no hold on this Italian solider. People cower in majesty of his luscious moustache, on the black market a single hair from this holy ground is worth over $400,000USD. Ben is the bringer of good fortune and as the Rembrandts famously wrote in respect of him in their hit song soon made theme of Television Giant show Friends "Ben will be there for you when the rain starts to pour".
Corey: Ben lend me your moustache in defeating the enemy
Ben: *Crunch*
Corey: Ben focus, would you rather save making or eat chips
Ben: *Crunch*
*The man infront of ben presses a button and the earth explodes, ending mankind*
Ben: *Crunch*
*The Rembrandts descend from earth with guitars In hand*
The Rembrandts: Ben will be there for you, Like ben has been there before, Ben will be there for you, Cause Ben is there for me toooo
Ben: *Crunch*
Corey: Ben focus, would you rather save making or eat chips
Ben: *Crunch*
*The man infront of ben presses a button and the earth explodes, ending mankind*
Ben: *Crunch*
*The Rembrandts descend from earth with guitars In hand*
The Rembrandts: Ben will be there for you, Like ben has been there before, Ben will be there for you, Cause Ben is there for me toooo
by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022
Corey is a nice pleasant guy who likes his basketball. "Hot" is the word that everyone calls him, in fact, he's so hot that Greta Thunberg needs to have a chat with him because he's melting polar ice caps in the north. He looks for a woman who is energetic, strong, hot, smart and takes him as an individual. Every night Corey swipes right on tinder hoping to find the girl of his dream. He is a very distinct person who will commit suicide if a Nick is nearby, even though Nick has very big affections towards him. Corey is all-knowing and all-powerful he withholds the powers of 10,000 suns and galaxies, no one can withstand the power of Corey's wrath or anger. On the social hierarchy of the universe, Corey is flying through the roof of it with Tejas underneath him. Thanks for being such a great Corey. Every girl is calling Corey thicc x 5000 c's these days.
Nick: Why is it so hot, I'm melting
Tejas: Corey must be near
Nick: Wait! I thought Corey was in Istanbul
Tejas: Yeh but he's so hot that we can feel him from here
Nick: God Damn i gotta ride fast
Tejas: Corey must be near
Nick: Wait! I thought Corey was in Istanbul
Tejas: Yeh but he's so hot that we can feel him from here
Nick: God Damn i gotta ride fast
by Daniel5tookenham February 7, 2020