Benjamin

Ben is a slay queen. Ben is a total beast at gaming and that beast is also released in the bed. Ben is a great guy to be around, with a perfect sense of humour. His hair is like a shaggy mountain goat on a snowy mountain. His ears are lavished upon Corey's tongue. Ben is just the bogan you always wanted

Tejas: Corey was that a sick game last night or what
Corey: Nah ben ruined it all
Tejas: What are you talking about, Benjamin is the goat

by Daniel5tookenham September 14, 2020

Grundlebucket

A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this person always manages to weasel their way into every inch of your life and transform your joy to pain. A grundlebucket should be avoided.

Mr May: Hey student 1 can I call you Grundlebucket as a nickname

Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary
Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA

by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022

Corey

Corey is a nice pleasant guy who likes his basketball. "Hot" is the word that everyone calls him, in fact, he's so hot that Greta Thunberg needs to have a chat with him because he's melting polar ice caps in the north. He looks for a woman who is energetic, strong, hot, smart and takes him as an individual. Every night Corey swipes right on tinder hoping to find the girl of his dream. He is a very distinct person who will commit suicide if a Nick is nearby, even though Nick has very big affections towards him. Corey is all-knowing and all-powerful he withholds the powers of 10,000 suns and galaxies, no one can withstand the power of Corey's wrath or anger. On the social hierarchy of the universe, Corey is flying through the roof of it with Tejas underneath him. Thanks for being such a great Corey. Every girl is calling Corey thicc x 5000 c's these days.

Nick: Why is it so hot, I'm melting
Tejas: Corey must be near
Nick: Wait! I thought Corey was in Istanbul
Tejas: Yeh but he's so hot that we can feel him from here
Nick: God Damn i gotta ride fast

by Daniel5tookenham February 06, 2020

Declan

Girl crazy Stacy Declan is the one for women. He pursues them in an endless chase fuelled with passion but all he meets at the end is message sending on his snap. Declan doesn't like burgers, he doesn't like bread, he doesnt like mayonnaise, at this point he is a disappointment but his deep lust for chicken cannot be overpowered. Speaking of lust, Declan experiences an odd fettish with ceiling, he cannot get enough of them, when he lies at bed at night and looks up he cannot stop jacking off, in turn this led to his parents nailing his bed to the ceiling and strapping him in with large leather belts. However, the aroma of the ceiling can put Declan in a thirsty craze, multiple international news broadcasting companies have made short documentaries of him to find the source of this addiction but to no avail. Declan has always lived in the shadow of his brother not able to overcome his greatness, Declan only wishes the brother wasn't born. Declan however has an amazing taste in music and on his judgement day, Jesus will hop onto Declan's Spotify, shuffle his playlist and then with a grin on his face, he will say "Declan your sins are justified, you may enter". Until then he will own a tackle shop in exmouth, fishing for the bait each morning.

Corey: Declan I can't wait this sleepover is going to be awesome
Declan: Gosh Corey me too
*5 hours later Corey and Declan go to bed, as Corey is lying in bed he hears a muffled repetitive sound*
Corey: Declan do you hear that? What is that sound?
*Corey looks down at Declan in his sleeping bag beside his bed, Declan is in his underwear, his hand moves up and down on a long stick like object rising from his underwear, his eyes bloodshocked staring intensely at the ceiling*
Corey :DECLAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*SMASH, Declan doesnt not break eye contact with the ceiling*
*The bedroom window is broken a man that corey knows as Xeev enters in with a knife and stabs corey repeatedly, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Corey: DEc..cough LANNN, get the FUc.....*Corey dies after a stab to the heart*

*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*

*Xeev descends from Corey's limbless body and inserts his knife into Declan's heart, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Xeev: WHAT THE FUCK how is he not dead *Xeev repeatedly brings his knife in and out of Declan's heart and then his head, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Declan - AHHHHHHHHHH *Declan reaches climax, as he does so he dies instantly, although dead his eyes yet still open not breaking eye contact with the ceiling, cum covers Xeev's face*

by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022

Kailas

Kailas is a cool and mature young Indian boy. He is the master of balls which he rivals his brother in. At home, Kailas likes to run in the corner of his brother's room and make chicken noises. His brothers consider him very idiotic and irritating. Kailas loves making friends with teachers and they see him as a friendly, kind and selfless boy. When Kailas has a deck of cards in his hands they are no ways to control his winning streak, if you challenge Kailas to a game of Poker you have to prepare to die. Kailas has a great sense of humour which you will find him attractive for. Everyone is Kailas's friend and you should be thankful that you have a friend like Kailas. But when there is a pot of curry in front of him his true traits reveal themselves. He devours his curry honouring his Indian heritage by using two fingers with only the tip getting dirty. Kailas is just such a great guy

Tejas: My God Kailas stop being annoying
Rest of the world: Shut up Tejas Kailas is truly the best guy that ever lived
Tejas: mmmmmmm

by Daniel5tookenham February 09, 2020

Tejas Pillai

In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'

Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God

by Daniel5tookenham June 03, 2020

Transista

A transista lies outside the LGBTQI+ community, her sexuality is not identified even if he/she possesses a sexuality at all.

Corey: Yo I want to smash that person
Ben: Corey you can't she's a transista

Corey: What do you mean
Ben: A transista belongs to no sexuality they are like a ghost in a shell
Corey: NOOOOOO

by Daniel5tookenham February 27, 2022