Tejas

(Adj) Someone who is awesome and cool

That dude is tejas man!

by dgth February 11, 2009

Tejas

Verb:
Ass kicker
To kick ass
To kick the shit out of something

Listen bro, there is no way you can do that. It's impossible.

I will do it, I am going to Tejas the shit out of that.

by Foxbound June 16, 2018

Tejas

Always in love with one girl or the other. That man's sexy af . Logically dumb but impresses the gurl with his non-existent charms . Lol...still friendzones her.

Guy1:Bro tejas just stole yo fucking chick!!

Guy 2:yeah man expected from him cuz he's TEJAS.

by Loljustcreepy November 7, 2019

Tejas

Ask ur mum

Honey who is Tejas

Oh boy
We getting a divorce!!!
Thank god!

by Tugus May 20, 2020

Tejas

Roof tiles. This name literally means roof tiles.

“Wow! The Tejas on your house is great!”
“You should really replace the Tejas on your roof”

by Roof Tiles associates May 27, 2019

Tejas

Slang for the state of Texas. Kind of a play on the western/hispanic influence.

Don't mess with Tejas.

by hardly May 13, 2004

Tejas

A fat, lazy girl who has no friends. You will often find Tejas's online trying to flaunt the coolness it does not have. The natural habitat of a Tejas should be the loo because it is a piece of shit. Synonyms include crappo, piece of shit,god damn son of a bitch, Tehas, Toy Horsey, Texas Toast, Gayjas, Contagious Gayjas, and many more.

"Bruh, stop being such a Tejas!"

by Salamalala June 8, 2016