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That pilaf ruined another chair!
by cbreader August 28, 2008
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A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes
Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck
by Rake September 4, 2018
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Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.
Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
by Trmnllcphillips August 31, 2018
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A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf
Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy
by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021
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The cutest dog in the world he loves to fuck pillows all day
Pilaf is cute
by Gglolop42 May 28, 2022
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