by cbreader October 17, 2008

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes
by Rake September 03, 2018

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.
Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
by Trmnllcphillips August 30, 2018

by Refrax559 December 27, 2012

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf
Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy
by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021

by mysterybitch222 January 11, 2024

Being mislead, duped, or otherwise decieved. Derived from an experience of ordering pilaf at a restaurant and getting only basmati rice. Similar to getting punked.
by Terri Kloth October 20, 2008
