Piddlefif 

Something that is not true

Oh that’s just piddlefif!

Piddlefif by Puff fuff June 30, 2018

Piddledicking 

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

Piddledicking by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

piddlefuck 

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017

piddlefucking 

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done

Quit the piddlefucking and get to work

piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013

Piddledick 

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

Piddledick by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

Puddlefile 

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

Puddlefile by poptartjesus December 6, 2009