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Piddledicking
Piddledicking by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004
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Piddlefif • piddlefinger • Piddlefitz • piddlefart • Puddlefile • paddlefile • piddlebiddle • Piddledick • Piddledicking • Piddledickn
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
piddlefuck
To waste time doing absolutely nothing.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!
piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017
piddlefucking
The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.
To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013
Piddledick
Piddledick by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008
Puddlefile
An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.
I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .
Puddlefile by poptartjesus December 6, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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