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Fiddledicking 

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

piddlefucking 

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
Quit the piddlefucking and get to work
piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013

puddleducking 

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack
Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking
puddleducking by Onebomb October 25, 2020

Tiddledicking 

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.
Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

Piddledickn

Plumbers that do not remain on task.

Typically from learning the plumbing trade in a non professional environment.
Perry told all his workers to stop piddledickn around. We've got to make boat money around here.
Piddledickn by Truthbetold2016 July 13, 2022

PuddleDucking

Doing you! Back on your bullshit! Doing the most! Not giving a fuck about nothing or nobody’s option or what/how they look at or view you!
“Girl what you doing?”

“You already know I’m out PuddleDucking!”
PuddleDucking by Chibbs98 April 7, 2026
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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