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Fiddledicking 

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

piddlefucking 

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
Quit the piddlefucking and get to work
piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013

puddleducking 

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack
Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking
puddleducking by Onebomb October 25, 2020

Tiddledicking 

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.
Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

Piddledickn

Plumbers that do not remain on task.

Typically from learning the plumbing trade in a non professional environment.
Perry told all his workers to stop piddledickn around. We've got to make boat money around here.
Piddledickn by Truthbetold2016 July 13, 2022

PuddleDucking

Doing you! Back on your bullshit! Doing the most! Not giving a fuck about nothing or nobody’s option or what/how they look at or view you!
“Girl what you doing?”

“You already know I’m out PuddleDucking!”
PuddleDucking by Chibbs98 April 7, 2026