Definitions by jaynedough
Jayne Dough
1. An unidentified woman suspected of or involved in committing a crime; the female equivalent of John Doe, except she probably did it.
2. The eccentric bartender you might encounter behind the bar at a biker joint. Usually covered in tattoos you can't be entirely sure weren't acquired during a prison stint. A little tipsy, a little loud, definitely crazy, and completely unlike anyone you've ever met.
The kind of woman who says something that challenges everything you thought you knew before you've even finished your first beer. A catalyst. An enigma. A wildcard. The kind of woman your mama warned you about.
2. The eccentric bartender you might encounter behind the bar at a biker joint. Usually covered in tattoos you can't be entirely sure weren't acquired during a prison stint. A little tipsy, a little loud, definitely crazy, and completely unlike anyone you've ever met.
The kind of woman who says something that challenges everything you thought you knew before you've even finished your first beer. A catalyst. An enigma. A wildcard. The kind of woman your mama warned you about.
“Police are searching for an unidentified woman who fled the scene with $6,000, a stolen Cadillac, and absolutely no intention of explaining herself. Until identified, authorities are calling her Jayne Dough.”
“Who the hell was that bartender last night?”
“I don't know. She was a total Jayne Dough, and I've been questioning my entire life since we met her."
“Who the hell was that bartender last night?”
“I don't know. She was a total Jayne Dough, and I've been questioning my entire life since we met her."
Jayne Dough by jaynedough October 4, 2026
Atchafalaya Basin Bitch
A judgy, snooty, hoity toity middle aged woman who turns her nose up at the rest of the world, especially those from outside her gated community and slice of southern paradise. A Basin Bitch can be overheard shit talking the new neighbors to the maintenance man, accusing non Basin Bitches of making their money on only fans and passively aggressively saying "oh bless your heart" in a southern louisiana drawal while smiling and waving to the exact neighbor they were just shit talking. Basically, a total bitch who has never had to work for anything and hates seeing anyone beneath them succeed.
As maintenance man repairs kitchen sink...
"What do you think about those new neighbors down there in 207? Looks like they're from O-HIIII-O. Can you imagine that? All full of tattoos and bumping their rap music, smoking cigarettes on the front porch. (Sucks teeth) Do they even work? I seen that girl, I bet she has an only fans. (Gasps) my word!
Maintenance man to new tenant the next day:
"Girl you got all the Atchafalaya Basin Bitches talkin...they say you are making your money on only fans...."
Basin bitch walks by waving "hi there! Oh you're from Ohio? Bless your HEART!"
"What do you think about those new neighbors down there in 207? Looks like they're from O-HIIII-O. Can you imagine that? All full of tattoos and bumping their rap music, smoking cigarettes on the front porch. (Sucks teeth) Do they even work? I seen that girl, I bet she has an only fans. (Gasps) my word!
Maintenance man to new tenant the next day:
"Girl you got all the Atchafalaya Basin Bitches talkin...they say you are making your money on only fans...."
Basin bitch walks by waving "hi there! Oh you're from Ohio? Bless your HEART!"
Atchafalaya Basin Bitch by jaynedough October 4, 2026
You cant tell them nothing Kanye West
A way to express frustration when corporate leaders in your organization wont listen to a thing you say, specifically if the things you are saying would drastically improve the operation.
"Hey were you able to get that capex for the repairs to the facility that would make everyone's job easier approved?"
"Girl, I submitted it, explained the 150 benefits we would stand to gain, but you know that shit was denied."
Both coworkers make brief eye contact and say
"You cant tell them nothing Kanye West..."
"Girl, I submitted it, explained the 150 benefits we would stand to gain, but you know that shit was denied."
Both coworkers make brief eye contact and say
"You cant tell them nothing Kanye West..."
You cant tell them nothing Kanye West by jaynedough October 4, 2026
teslation
A boastful act that inconveniences or discomforts others, as when a Tesla owner parks in an EV parking space and does not charge their vehicle, because they want people to know they don't have to.
My sister, in an act of extreme teslation, picked the biggest pierce of pie just to point out how much fatter I am than she is.
teslation by JayneDough October 25, 2019
slept like chevy
When you sleep really hard. Such a hard sleep it is reminiscent of the old Chevy jingle from the 90's:
"Like a rock...ooooooohhhhhhhh like a rock"
"Like a rock...ooooooohhhhhhhh like a rock"
slept like chevy by jaynedough August 25, 2018
piddlefuck
To waste time doing absolutely nothing.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!
piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017
urrea
pronounced urrr-eee--uh
the way you say where you're at if you live in Canton Ohio.
A location typically in an urban or ghetto setting.
the way you say where you're at if you live in Canton Ohio.
A location typically in an urban or ghetto setting.
urrea by jaynedough March 31, 2016