Definitions by jaynedough
teslation
A boastful act that inconveniences or discomforts others, as when a Tesla owner parks in an EV parking space and does not charge their vehicle, because they want people to know they don't have to.
My sister, in an act of extreme teslation, picked the biggest pierce of pie just to point out how much fatter I am than she is.
teslation by JayneDough October 25, 2019
slept like chevy
When you sleep really hard. Such a hard sleep it is reminiscent of the old Chevy jingle from the 90's:
"Like a rock...ooooooohhhhhhhh like a rock"
"Like a rock...ooooooohhhhhhhh like a rock"
slept like chevy by jaynedough August 25, 2018
piddlefuck
To waste time doing absolutely nothing.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!
piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017