Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

paddledick

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

Fiddledicking

To waste time, mess around, goof off.

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016

Fiddledick

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.

Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.

by 8trackgto June 4, 2017

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

middledicker

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

by Dicker November 11, 2013

piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

by jaynedough April 3, 2017