piddlefucking

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done

Quit the piddlefucking and get to work

by spudbuster August 27, 2013

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

puddleducking

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack

Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking

by Onebomb October 25, 2020

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

by Brandon W. July 12, 2006

Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

by Yard boss April 14, 2017

pibblefucking

Wasting time screwing around

Quit Pibblefucking

around and get back to work!

by Pibblefucking around April 22, 2017

PuddleDucking

Doing you! Back on your bullshit! Doing the most! Not giving a fuck about nothing or nobody’s option or what/how they look at or view you!

“Girl what you doing?”

“You already know I’m out PuddleDucking!”

by Chibbs98 April 7, 2026