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paddledick 

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.
"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."
paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014
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Piddledicking 

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.
Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!
Piddledicking by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Piddledick 

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.
Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!
Piddledick by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008