PhotoSnob 

People who assume that photography is all scene kids taking scene pictures.
Its the arogance of thinking that anyone with a a camera smaller than the size of your face can't possibly be taken seriously.
Assuming that using photoshop means you have no talent (Even though photoshop is a tool to be used the same way you tweak photographs in the darkroom)

Constantly thinking you are better than other photographers.

A sickening breed of premadonna

dude1- Uh. That stupid geek over there has no talent just look at his puny camera

Dude2- yea! How do you expect to get any good photo without a camera the size of entire back?!?!

Dude1- Yea i know what a talentless loser

Kid with small camera- man i am sick of all these stupid PhotoSnob's always picking on me.

PhotoSnob by ViolentViolet July 29, 2009

Photosnob 

Old school photographers who diss on any form of photography that has been touched up with Adobe Photoshop or any form of software to enhance photos. Often, these photographers still swear by film cameras alone. They don't hesitate to pontificate about their knowledge of pure photography.

That man/woman is a photosnob.

Photosnob by TLN December 9, 2008

Photoshop Miracle  

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.

Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.

Photoshop Miracle by Stephen James Hite December 15, 2007

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.

Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.

bathroom photoshoot by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

Photoshop 

An advanced image editing application made by Adobe which is available on Windows and Mac. Its first version was made in 1988. It's probably been pirated by basically everyone who has it installed on their computer.

Who the heck would buy Photoshop? It costs like $700.

Photoshop by rfrsiopgjdog January 6, 2015

photoshop 

A program made by Adobe used to manipulate images.

Also a term for an image manipulated with the software, which is usually a combination of two or more unrelated images.

Dude, he photoshopped Hitler's face onto Clinton's body! That is totally ninja!

photoshop by Legato February 18, 2003

photophobia 

Photophobia is a fear of, or adverse physical or psychological reaction to light. Whether from rapid change of light intensity, or sudden burst of bright light, as from a camera flash. Not to be confused with heliophobia, which is a fear of the Sun.

When we went to the laser light show, Jon must've got a case of photophobia. He puked and had a seizure.

photophobia by Bada Bing, Bada Boom September 1, 2013