FASH1976's definitions

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

slut goggles

These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.

Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?

by FASH1976 September 8, 2009

hairyscary

This occurs when body hair is not tended to. For example, females may go without shaving, legs, or armpits and males may go go without waxing their backs or chests for an extended period of time.

Charlie took off his shirt to reveal a hairyscary back.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

fleshmesh

Fleshmesh is also known as nude or flesh colored ladies panty hose.

You could tell Carla was embarrassed when I pointed out that huge run in her fleshmesh.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.

girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.

by FASH1976 April 15, 2010

Moisturelieser

Any lotion or moisturizer that promises to firm up the skin and ease the look of cellulite and flabbiness. It is an industry wide lie that these products will eliminate one's cellulite or firm up sagging skin.

I told Sara to stop using the moisturelieser because there is no way that stuff will make that cellulite on her thighs go away. She needs to go to the gym.

by FASH1976 August 22, 2009

femfart

A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.

Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009