FASH1976's definitions

Text Talker

An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.

Dear Laurie,

How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....

Luv U,

Kaitlyn

P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!

by FASH1976 February 5, 2010

intraburp

A burp made without opening one's mouth. It can still be heard but is not as loud as a traditional burp. It is often an attempt to squelch an oncoming burp.

From the look on Charlie's face and the sound coming from his chest, that was an intraburp.

by FASH1976 August 21, 2009

Moisturelieser

Any lotion or moisturizer that promises to firm up the skin and ease the look of cellulite and flabbiness. It is an industry wide lie that these products will eliminate one's cellulite or firm up sagging skin.

I told Sara to stop using the moisturelieser because there is no way that stuff will make that cellulite on her thighs go away. She needs to go to the gym.

by FASH1976 August 22, 2009

co-hater

A co-hater is a co-worker who hates on their colleagues. Usually the co-hater is jealous of a job well done. They are often passed over for promotion and resent those who do get promotions or other accolades. In some extreme instances, the co-hater won't acknowledge their colleagues in casual conversation.

I told Lisa about my promotion and she went co-hater on me and ignored me for the rest of the day!

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009

femfart

A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.

Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009

manceps

This is an unfeminine condition that occurs in women from lifting too many weights at the gym which leaves arms looking overtly masculine. The arms are extremely defined like a man's accompanied with bulging veins.

Gina used to have flabby arms but after lifting weights everyday she's got manceps!

by FASH1976 August 26, 2009

mangams

This is an unfeminine condition in which females lift too many leg weights which results in masculine gams. The calves and thighs may become extremely defined with bulging veins.

Jessica's mangams are so huge that she can't find jeans that fit.

by FASH1976 August 26, 2009