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Where you go to if you don't believe in Gosh.
by Lover Boy September 15, 2003
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a word ur gonna hear in almost every christian minecraft server
guy:im gonna kill u xd *dies*
guy:heck
*BANNED*
by bigwillyman420 November 28, 2018
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The most powerful swear word in the English Language, should never be said to anyone ever. It is illegal in 37 states and the UK. The congress passed a federal law to ban excessive use of "heck". The simple act of saying it 5 times in public is 3 years in jail and saying it 1 time is a $15,000 fine.
John: Oh heck I just poured water on my homework
Cop: You will be fined $15,000, your court date will be on May 3rd if you don't pay it.
John goes to court
Judge: Sir, state your story
John: I spilt water on my homework and then I said heck
Judge: May you repeat what you've said
John: I said heck to show my story, I should be allowed to say heck in this scenario as heck is a key point in my story.
Judge: Guilty, you will be serving 3 years in prison with a bail of $125,000.
by AnActualParakeet August 21, 2018
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Another word for f*** but parent appropriate and can also make up for anybad word
Heck you, you mother hecker.
Heck off you heck
by Cam_da_man June 27, 2018
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A lighter version of Satan's domain, hell, where temperature is kept t-shirt-and-shorts high, ruled by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.
I gave my son a yoghurt that had expired yesterday...I'll go straight to Heck.
by Journas October 19, 2003
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A non offensive replacement for the word "hell" used to express amazement at some unlikely act or strange object.
"What the heck is he doing?"
"What the heck is that thing?"
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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