A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.
Plural:Phootes or phooties
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.
Plural:Phootes or phooties
by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019
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During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
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Phoote
• pooter
• pooted
• phoot
• Pooter Scooter
• phooey
• pooterhead
• pooter shooter
• Pootential
• pooter cooter
When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations
by AgeCristini July 1, 2017
Get the Pootend mug.Photek is Rupert Parkes (born 1972, St. Albans, England), a Los Angeles based record producer and dj. He joined the drum and bass scene relatively early (his first release was in 1992, a collaboration with Rob Solomon a.k.a. Lexis), and is still one of its most respected players. In the mid-to-late Nineties he was a very active remixer and has also done some soundtrack work, most notably for The Animatrix. His newest album in 6 years: "Form & Function Vol. 2" is set to be released in 2006.
by The Master Of All Weapons March 15, 2006
Get the Photek mug.(This is all fiction. I did minimal research on the Kanem-Bornu Empire part so most of what I say is b.s.)
An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.
Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.
An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.
Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.
by Emperor of Pootea January 20, 2021
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by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"
I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"
I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
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