Phoote 

A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties

That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!

Phoote by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010

Pootend 

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

Pootend by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

Photek 

Photek is Rupert Parkes (born 1972, St. Albans, England), a Los Angeles based record producer and dj. He joined the drum and bass scene relatively early (his first release was in 1992, a collaboration with Rob Solomon a.k.a. Lexis), and is still one of its most respected players. In the mid-to-late Nineties he was a very active remixer and has also done some soundtrack work, most notably for The Animatrix. His newest album in 6 years: "Form & Function Vol. 2" is set to be released in 2006.

Be sure to check out Photek's new album in 2006 titled: "Form & Function Vol. 2"

Photek by The Master Of All Weapons March 15, 2006

Empire of Pootea 

(This is all fiction. I did minimal research on the Kanem-Bornu Empire part so most of what I say is b.s.)

An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.

Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.

The Empire of Pootea was cool.

Empire of Pootea by Emperor of Pootea January 20, 2021

Photoelectric Effect 

A sheet of metal only reflects certain wavelengths of light due to magic we call quantum theory.

I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.

Photoelectric Effect by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

pootertainment 

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014