pooted 

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

pooted by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006

pooted 

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself

damn girl you pooted

pooted by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

pooted 

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

pooted by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

Pooted 

To shit. When you plan on farting but something goes wrong.

Mom: What's that smell?
Lil' James: I pooted.
Mom: Boy in your new pants?
Lil' James: *shrugs*

Pooted by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010

Pooted 

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.

Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.

Pooted by Clay McHenry December 3, 2009

pooted 

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial

Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....

pooted by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006

pooted 

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

pooted by Ianis June 11, 2006