I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.