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Pooter Scootersex

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

#pussy #scooter #vagina #twat #moped

by Pooterscooter0420 November 10, 2011

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Pooter Scooter

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

#anal #anilingus #butt fuck #butt sex #eating ass

by KnownPublicEjaculator November 07, 2018

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A wheel chair that you can sit in move around, but you can also hover over the toliet and go to the restroom.

Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.

#shit #restroom #crap #dookie #waste

by GiGi Bug November 19, 2008

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The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

#pooter #scooter #hot dog #mayo #fun

by DickBurns May 06, 2014