I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

Grandma needs to use a "Pooter Scooter now.

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences

yo i f'ed yo mom in her pooter scooter!