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Photek is Rupert Parkes (born 1972, St. Albans, England), a Los Angeles based record producer and dj. He joined the drum and bass scene relatively early (his first release was in 1992, a collaboration with Rob Solomon a.k.a. Lexis), and is still one of its most respected players. In the mid-to-late Nineties he was a very active remixer and has also done some soundtrack work, most notably for The Animatrix. His newest album in 6 years: "Form & Function Vol. 2" is set to be released in 2006.
Be sure to check out Photek's new album in 2006 titled: "Form & Function Vol. 2"
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Phoneku is a short poetry format anyone can write; as long as they can keep it short enough to fit in a text message, one hundred and sixty characters. No more.
Why on earth does Eric's entire portfolio of Prose consist of poems 160 characters in length or less?!!?

Because Eric is high on the Phoneku!
phoneku by bradley64 March 30, 2009
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scrote phote 

This girl I was tryna smash on Tinder wanted pics, so I asked her if a scrote phote was acceptable. She didn't know what I meant before the pic was sent- but now she knows.
scrote phote by Ginormous D August 25, 2015

Photakurazzi 

a person (usually a guy) with a camera who, in some shape or form, feels/acts as if girls cosplay just for them to capture photos of; is refereed to the group of anime fans surrounding a cosplayer to take photos of them
This Photakurazzi guy got mad that I decided to shoot with a friend instead of him.

I couldn't walk 5 feet without being surround by the photakurazzi on my way over.
Photakurazzi by That Bear May 27, 2013

Photellapher 

A person who is a photographer and model.
All of the scene kiddies want to be photellaphers when they get older.
Photellapher by HBhannah$$$ January 6, 2008
Protek is key. Gotta protek for the cake. Meaning If one proceeds to protek, then whom that protek shall be rewarded in a way.
"if she ain't protek she don't get no cake"
Protek by g0dnan June 3, 2018

potekaka 

GOOD NORWEGIAN POTATOCAKE OFTEN MAID BY GRANDMA.
Do you want potekaka?
potekaka by DEFINER&) March 13, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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