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Something large, evil, and seemingly undefeatable. A reference to the Galactic Empire from the Star Wars movies, but not as badass.
Guy 1: I don't believe it! Even after all this shit that's happened over the past several years, all the lies, torture, and wiretapping, how the hell haven't Bush and Cheney been prosecuted yet?

Guy 2: That's the empire for you.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Describing the band, 'The Diamond Empire'
'Yo, did you see The Empire last night, THEY WERE AWESOME!
by DiamondBoi March 31, 2009
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A clan that totally fucking sucks, the leaders log and tele, the main leader doesn't even pk, and she cybers 15 year old boys online.
Tammy - "Hello, how old are you?"
Kid - "15"
Tammy - "Wanna fuck?"
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