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phoot 

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a phoot is a fart that comes nonshalontely out of our dog
the princess made a little phoot
phoot by anus August 4, 2004
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phoot 

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the opposite of phat; uncool, unsatisfactory
Audrey and Mandy forgot to make the word 'phat' popular again, so they are phoot.
phoot by rainbowww13 June 6, 2011
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phoot 

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Another word for foot. Used for people who hate the letter f. Phoot.
Wow look at lulu she broke her phoot!
phoot by itslulupolulu April 12, 2019
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Phoot 

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A photo with meaning
Thats a nice Phoot.
Phoot by Crexie May 25, 2022
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Phoot 

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A short term combining photo and shoot into one meaning a photoshoot.
Me casually holding noodles as I pose for a phoot.
Phoot by onwa1kenobi July 2, 2024
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I-Phoot 

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When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.
guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.
I-Phoot by Cottie July 15, 2010
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Pee Calculus

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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