phoot

a phoot is a fart that comes nonshalontely out of our dog

the princess made a little phoot

by anus August 04, 2004

phoot

the opposite of phat; uncool, unsatisfactory

Audrey and Mandy forgot to make the word 'phat' popular again, so they are phoot.

by rainbowww13 June 06, 2011

Phoote

A word that can be used to replace any 1-2 word(s). Grammatically, you are only supposed to use it twice in order for your sentence to make sense.
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.

Plural:Phootes or phooties

That phootin phoote fricked everything up!!!
I wish I could phoote slap the phoote out of him!

by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019

Phoots

Phoots are the small farts you carefully let out one at a time because someone is in the stall next to you and you are trying to be quiet.

Jared was about to relase his huge fart that he had been holding in, until a man go into the stall next to him, so just had to let out small phoots.

by Lexoton pro June 12, 2017

Phoot

A word that puts photo and feet together, essentially meaning feet pictures

Person 1: Hey she had nice feet
Person 2: Yeah I asked her for phoots

by Ren_Ten November 23, 2021

phoots

online photos of a person

Hey babe, nice phoots!

by malcolmr January 23, 2008

Elephants Phoot

A way of describing how poor your joke was.

Another way of saying 'stinky feet'.

"Your joke was Elephants Phoot"
"You have Elephants Phoot"

by Radiationtastesn1ce January 30, 2024