phlumpt

The process of sticking ones finger up anothers butthole when they least expect it.

Oh no not again! Mom, Danny phlumpt me in the butthole and it hurts.

phlumpt by JimBim December 9, 2008

Plumpty

Plumpty is a combination of Pleb and Numpty

i.e “That guy is a right plumpty”

Courtesy of Debbie Wilkinson

Plumptys everywhere today

Plumpty by giffgaffer#1 April 15, 2019

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

phlump 

The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.

Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.

phlump by plinny May 2, 2011

plumptuous 

adj. 1. of extremely enlarged nature.
2. filled to the maximum amount.

1. "Those water balloons are to small! Fill them to a plumptuous amount, you moron!"

2. "Wow, her blouse is filled plumptuously."

plumptuous by the winterfresh January 18, 2008

Pulumptuous 

A booty (typically belonging to a female) that is round, plump, and voluptuous, hence the name "Pulumptuous." You can tell if a booty is pulumptuous if it looks like a cherry.

Miss-spellings include: polumptuous, polomptuous, pulomtuous, pulumtious, and pulumptiuous.

Juan: "Man check out dat pulumptuous ass over there bruh!
Dan: "Yo that pulumtuous ass doe! NICE!"

Pulumptuous by Ya Boy Percival October 27, 2014

plumptastic

An amazing plus size person

Did you see that big girl doing those flips? That broad was plumptastic!

plumptastic by Joe the garza May 1, 2015