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Plumpty is a combination of Pleb and Numpty

i.e “That guy is a right plumpty”

Courtesy of Debbie Wilkinson
Plumptys everywhere today
Plumpty by giffgaffer#1 April 15, 2019
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Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.
Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010
The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.
Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.
phlump by plinny May 2, 2011

plumptuous 

adj. 1. of extremely enlarged nature.
2. filled to the maximum amount.
1. "Those water balloons are to small! Fill them to a plumptuous amount, you moron!"

2. "Wow, her blouse is filled plumptuously."
plumptuous by the winterfresh January 18, 2008

Pulumptuous 

A booty (typically belonging to a female) that is round, plump, and voluptuous, hence the name "Pulumptuous." You can tell if a booty is pulumptuous if it looks like a cherry.

Miss-spellings include: polumptuous, polomptuous, pulomtuous, pulumtious, and pulumptiuous.
Juan: "Man check out dat pulumptuous ass over there bruh!
Dan: "Yo that pulumtuous ass doe! NICE!"
Pulumptuous by Ya Boy Percival October 27, 2014

plumptastic

Did you see that big girl doing those flips? That broad was plumptastic!
plumptastic by Joe the garza May 1, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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