The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October).
Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.
Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.
Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night...
Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!
Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!
by Donner131 October 09, 2014
Plumpkin: A bloviated narcissist with perverted tendencies who favors Broadway musicals, and loves Cats - we know not why.
by Wisechicks November 03, 2020
A plumpkin is a type of animal which is rarely found on Earth. The requirements for a creature to qualify as a plumpkin are that it must be a carnivore, and its mouth must at least appear to make up at least 40% of its entire body. Plumpkins are also often round, and usually are willing to try and eat just about anything. This makes for a creature which is essentially just a head. It is also not uncommon for plumpkins to have small, mostly useless arms.
Most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.
Most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.
Ted: "It was crazy! It was as big as my TV, and it had this huge mouth! It bit my neighbor's head off!"
Bill: "That's horrible! I didn't know we had plumpkins around here."
Example in Film: The Martians in "Invaders From Mars" (1986)
Example in Game: The Cacodemons in "Doom" (1993)
Bill: "That's horrible! I didn't know we had plumpkins around here."
Example in Film: The Martians in "Invaders From Mars" (1986)
Example in Game: The Cacodemons in "Doom" (1993)
by MS-2021 August 17, 2010
1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.
2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.
by Bachelor boB November 16, 2005
While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.
by Optimus Prime April 28, 2003
by Elias Tobias May 30, 2018
by gardenstategirl May 14, 2003