Plumpkin

The act of having sexual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (October).

Bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.

Double Bonus points: If said sexual intercouse occurs during the viewing of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Jane: I had my first plumpkin last night...

Janet: Was he painted?
Jane: Oh yes like a Jack O'lantern!!!
by Donner131 October 10, 2014
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Plumpkin

Plumpkin: A bloviated narcissist with perverted tendencies who favors Broadway musicals, and loves Cats - we know not why.
Peyton is the purest example of a plumpkin I have ever seen.
by Wisechicks November 02, 2020
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Plumpkin

A plumpkin is a type of animal which is rarely found on Earth. The requirements for a creature to qualify as a plumpkin are that it must be a carnivore, and its mouth must at least appear to make up at least 40% of its entire body. Plumpkins are also often round, and usually are willing to try and eat just about anything. This makes for a creature which is essentially just a head. It is also not uncommon for plumpkins to have small, mostly useless arms.

Most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.
Ted: "It was crazy! It was as big as my TV, and it had this huge mouth! It bit my neighbor's head off!"

Bill: "That's horrible! I didn't know we had plumpkins around here."

Example in Film: The Martians in "Invaders From Mars" (1986)
Example in Game: The Cacodemons in "Doom" (1993)
by MS-2021 August 17, 2010
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Plumpkin

1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. Frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or breasts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.

2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
I hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. But once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.
by Bachelor boB July 29, 2008
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Plumpkin

While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.
I was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.
by Optimus Prime April 28, 2003
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Plumpkin

I saw a plumpkin on my neighbors yard, it weighed 50,000 pounds!
by Elias Tobias June 11, 2018
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Plumpkin

giving a guy a blow job while he's taking a dump
i was taking a crap and my girl walked in a gave me a plumpkin...
by gardenstategirl May 14, 2003
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