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An even better way of saying perfect. The word Perkit can also be used for something that is close to perfect and something that is cute.
"That cat is so perkit!" "Our teacher said that out project is perkit." "This is perkit!"
Perkit by Equalic April 17, 2019
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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. 

To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Decisions are easily made when one remembers nothing is true, everything is permitted.
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perkiscizing 

Noun/Verb: The work out designed by Tony Perkis, a character in the movie heavyweights who is played by Ben Stiller.
Your man tits are fat and saggy, you'd probably hurt yourself perkiscizing...
perkiscizing by ULTRA PI PI April 19, 2010

Chilly Perkins 

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.
Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
Chilly Perkins by Hurley665 July 20, 2009

Jeffery Perkins 

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈
Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
Jeffery Perkins by Wormdog September 17, 2020
Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.

A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
Perkins by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008

pervitin 

German brand name for methamphetamine, crank, speed, tina, or shabu. Used in Germany, the Czech Republic, and Slovakia.

In the Czech Republic, methamphetamine is somewhat legendary; it is the country with the most meth users and dealers out of the whole population. In Communist times, meth was made and sold by the same person in his own bathroom (it is made in the bathtub or toilet) to three or four other users. Because it was so easy to make and cheap too, it was even more common than [marijuana] at one point.

Because it wakes people up and increases intelligence, it's commonly used by students (in pills, as Adderall, Dexedrin, Vyvanse), scientists, drivers, helicopter pilots, and such. Because it is also cheap, it is used by those who can't get a better drug.
Prosím, Mišo, kurva jsem v kaši, dej mi gram péčka!
Mikey, please, I'm fucking dying, gimme a gram of meth (pervitin)!

Jano je feťák, paří již od pětnactich, a tři roky si stříli do kábla, tak nyní sedí v Mírově za loupež. To piko je smrt v pytlíku...
John's an addict---he's been doing meth since the age of fifteen, and three years he's been shooting up, now he's in prison for robbery. Meth is death in a bag.
pervitin by diam0rphine June 28, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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