Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.

A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008
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To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.
She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.
by Robert Aldridge December 09, 2006
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Loud declaration made after passing wind, whether a loud and proud or silent but deadly.
My butt: pppfffffffttthrrthhhppp-ppp.pp.p
Me: Perkins!
You: (holding nose): Ew bitch! That's nasty!
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A Rare breed of creature native only to the southwest of england.
The perkins lives purely off a cheap brand of cider known as devon village.
it suffers from severe mood swing's switching daily from jolly dancing perkins to the Dreaded grumpy perkins!
parent: come on kids lets go perkins hunting
child 1: YAY ill bring the cider
child 2: and ill bring the pitch fork's
by MarkProuse November 17, 2009
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A name given to a girl with well shaped boobs. To have Perky breasts is to be a Perkins. Often found to be walking their dog to the pub. The Perkins are a rare breed of babe and normally are seen out alone.
Look at the Perkins on that babe. Wow she is so much a Perky.

Did you see the wobble on Louise last night? Yes I did. A splendid example of a set of Perkins on display
by Darkev October 07, 2020
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The epitome of 'shitty' . Popular in most of Canada and some of the U.S.

Originated in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.

Sentence Example:
''Bro, you got a toke?''
''Hahaha, fuck bro no lies I'm down to my last bong hittt, but I guess we can share it...?''
''Ooooooohhhhhhh, Perkinnnnnnnssssss Brroooooooo''
Sentence Example: PERKINS

''Bro, you got a toke?''
''Hahaha, fuck bro no lies I'm down to my last bong hittt, but I guess we can share it...?''
''Ooooooohhhhhhh, Perkinnnnnnnssssss Brroooooooo''
by Sir Smokes-A-Lot October 20, 2013
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