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to act stupid or loosen up due to the effects of alcohol or drugs
Yo, I was perking off of that Vodka, I couldn't even stand up.
by that dozen April 30, 2005
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Faking, holding out on someone. To be lying.
You perking on me bout that CD, cuz yean even make it yet.
by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003
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To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.
Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*
by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015
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The act of pooping and materbaiting with your penis at the same time.
"Phil was perking while home alone one day."
by Violet Sullivan June 28, 2017
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