marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003

marijuana 

n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash.
Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.

"Yo! We just smoked some mary jane up in Olin library! Now let's go down the gorge and hit that shit!"

marijuana by Nelai April 4, 2003

marijuana 

An herbal remedy used by honest men and women since colonial times in America and ancient times in other parts of the world. This remedy used to decrease the amount of pain one feels after chemotherapy, decrease nausea felt during pregnancy and cancer related treatments, increase the apettite. May cause spiritual enlightenment.

The trade, transport, distribution, production and consumption of this plant is strictly prohibited by the governing bodies of the United States of America.

Psychological addiction is the predominating cause of concern for future generations.

"I don't smoke Marijuana, I smoke herb."

marijuana by Cristo July 8, 2004

marijuana 

The medicine of God. It's a sin that it's illegal.

Smoking marijuana profoundly alters one's perception of the universe, helping to assist in perceiving and understanding beauty. (that's why music is so much more intense when stoned.)

People who don't like marijuana have either never tried it, or are complete dolts...you know a truly good person by whether they smoke marijuana or not.

Stanley Kubrick films are absolutely incredible on marijuana.

marijuana by Alexander DeLarge March 7, 2005

marijuana 

Relax newbie, I will make you experience an intense feeling just from this text alone.. When you are high you feel so heavenly, and it's hard to think or be angry.. But you don't need to.. Just drift off into the information pool by the mountainside. You will never have to worry again because you will be lifted off to heaven.. I'm here for you, and so is everyone else. Life will go on no matter what happens, and you will never hate again. Please, no need for thought, just relax and enjoy yourself.. I'm sorry, but I must be getting off! I don't want to be late for school!

marijuana is the best thing ever and the government is watching you. The Government doesn't care for you! Snap out of it! We must stop Uncle Sam!

marijuana by Douchebag82 October 17, 2011

marijuana 

the "holy herb" put on earth by the almighy for us to use.
marijuana relaxes u and makes u think more, u appreciate music alot more when ur high and u become much more aware of whats going on in ur life.

marijuana is know as the holy herb, it is safe to use and does not affect the mind in ways that alchol does.

marijuana by kian2 October 9, 2005

marijuana 

Apparently, the one word in the English languages with more synonyms than anyone can keep track of.

Weed, pot, nugget, grass, mary jane, etc.. pretty much you can just say "let's smoke some (any word you want)" and people will know what you mean.

marijuana by dead kitty April 29, 2005