"allison's peyote orgasm was so good she started muttering something about lizards and numb feet."
or,
"hey, what happened... did i black out?"
"no sweetie, i just gave you a peyote orgasm. and now i know how you feel about dancing grapes."
or,
"hey, what happened... did i black out?"
"no sweetie, i just gave you a peyote orgasm. and now i know how you feel about dancing grapes."
by polarpig October 7, 2009
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When I was down in Mazitlan we scored some good weed from these German tourists that were staying at the resort with us but it wasn't enough for Erik. He started asking some Mexicans about getting some coke, we got on the back of some guys Motorcycle, drove out to the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and behind the shadiest bar I've ever seen he scored a bag but we are lucky, and not that I'm not grateful but that could have gone bad. Really that Don Peyote is going to get us killed some day.
by Sancho's Panther October 6, 2008
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by Jburkett85 September 19, 2011
Get the Peyote Ugly mug.its a cactus from the desert of northern mexico and southern usa. Contains mescaline and is highly halucinogenic in the five senses. Has been used for ritual and spiritual purposes for thowsands of years by the Huixol and Taraumara indians of northern mexico as well as by the indians of the arizona desert. The spirit of peyote is very old, he is Don Juan, a wise old man that takes the consumer of peyote into the higher dimention of the world, where he acquires great wisdom and sees the creation of the cosmos through vivid visions. In this, it is very different from magic mushrooms (psylocybes), that are a young spirit, the children of the god(teonacatl), they induce states of euphoria and childlike emocional flashbacks.
by grishna mukti I April 15, 2006
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Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
by ChuckChaser69 June 2, 2011
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