Penothologist

A doctor who specializes in the penis in a sexual way only. It is unlike a urologist whose focus of the penis is cold and clinical. Also used when trying to name a doctor who works with the penis and you can't remember that they are called urologists.

Honey I am noticing that my penis is swelling when you are in that sexy outfit. If this persists I might need to see a penothologist !!

Penothologist by Jtcarterjr May 2, 2018

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Pornothologist

A person who spends most of their time watching porn and is intimately familiar with most porn stars and their mating behaviour.

Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.

Pornothologist by rediroma May 19, 2009

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Penothologist • Pornothologist • Panthologist

Panthologist

A man who takes off panty with his mouth

You are such a panthologist you freak.

Panthologist by Dmcoon March 8, 2019

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Pornothologist

A person who makes videos of birds having sex

Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.

Pornothologist by awmm January 17, 2017

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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