pansonism

a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. Grease is the core of these acts. Other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.

Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.

pansonism by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Paronism 

A woman born in paron Arkansas and is taught from birth to get pregnant for child support.

Paronism got me caught up for 18 years.

Paronism by jeffrodgers007 August 31, 2016

hansonism 

Hansonism:

The act of saying nonsensical and offensive sayings and then blanking out when asked to explain it, named after Australian politician Pauline Hanson and her infamous opening speech to Parliament in 1996.

My professor had a hansonism in AP Calculus today.

hansonism by FiatJustitia January 9, 2017

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pansonium 

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

pansonium by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

Mansonism 

A religious movement which has chosen shock-rocker Marilyn Manson as its living deity. Followers of this religion are known as Mansonites. The place of worship for Mansonites is a concert venue when Marilyn Manson performs. Other forms of worship include repeatedly listening to his music and adapting his lyrics into one's everyday vocabulary. There is no set dress code, although Mansonites have a tendency to dress at least partly in black. All other aspects of the Mansonites' life are up to them as individuals to decide upon and they are free to cease their belief at whatever time they deem it appropriate.

To listen to Marilyn Manson religiously is to engage in Mansonism.

Mansonism by FilmGeek1990 October 16, 2008

parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

parsonist by wumba May 2, 2005