Penki

Penki is a word for undefined awesomeness. Penki is someone who seems to be intimidating but lovely at heart. Penki is very funny and can sing well too. Part-time star, full-time cutie.

Person 1: What can something be as soothing as an Ilayaraja song?
Person 2: Talking to Penki

"Penki gaare number onnu. Evadivalla kaadhu. Aavide goppa"

Penki by VJSethupathi April 24, 2021

Pencive 

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

Pencive by Sparky b November 16, 2016

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Penfie 

A selfie... of the penis.
Usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank

"Look how's hot this chick, i'll send her a penfie "
"hey why so blue?; Oh shut up! ...my stalker sent a penfie] on my mom's phone!"
" honey im so horny... i miss you... pls send me a penfie "

Penfie by Brunoide April 10, 2016

Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)

Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil

Led Pencil by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021

pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

pencil porn by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011

nigger pencil

The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.

Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.

Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.

Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?

Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.

nigger pencil by Chipspew September 1, 2011