Pencive 

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

Pencive by Sparky b November 16, 2016

pensivemoji 

A mentally diseased individual who acts as a leader to other mentally diseased individuals on instagram dot com.

pensivemoji: *anything*
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"

pensivemoji by penis emoji shitpost enjoyer April 19, 2021

Perciver 

Perciver is the portmanteau (slash) shipping name of Harry Potter characters Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley. The ship has been around for a long time, possibly since 1997, however it's fanbase is relatively small.

Oliver: Hey Percy, d'you want to *ahem* play Quidditch tonight?
Percy: But Oliver, you know I don't like flyin- OH! Er, er, right. Well yes, yes, definately.
Oliver: You know we have fangirls and they call us Perciver, right?
Percy: Yes, you showed me some of the stories they've written. Frighteningly accurate.

Perciver by MarauderHeart October 25, 2011

pensive

Deeply, often wistfully or dreamily thoughtful.
Suggestive or expressive of melancholy thoughtfulness

You know... when your staring off into space with that glazed over look in your eye?

Damn you look pensive today, O.J.!

pensive by Golrilla November 20, 2003

Pensive Urticaria 

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.

I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.

Pensive Urticaria by Dremora Valkynaz September 2, 2016

National Pensive Day 

National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.

Person 1: 😔

Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?

Person 1: It’s national pensive day!

National Pensive Day by RanoonRanoon June 3, 2021

pensive

Sustained thought usually accompnied by sadness.

Ever since the loss of her husband she seems pensive.

pensive by OriginalBanana January 25, 2008