Pelched

Pelched

(adjective)
Used to describe something that looks a bit beat-up, bruised, overripe, spoiled, or generally not in good shape.
Often said in a humorous or slightly sarcastic tone.

“Those apples look a tad pelched to me”

Pelched by FloridianAle November 13, 2025

Peached off 

When a coworker is sensitive and bruises easily, like a peach.

Dude, Greg gets his feelings hurt so easy.
I know he us sensitive like a peach. He is peached off!

Peached off by UAW977 June 15, 2015

Petched 

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

Petched by shwosty June 9, 2020

Fuzzy Peached

When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.

Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.

therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached

Fuzzy Peached by Lside Boy...of course April 3, 2009

Perched 

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

Perched by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Perched 

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

Perched by Perched April 1, 2017

Pêched 

Drunk - When you've had so many pêches that you are intoxicated by the sweet nectar or a beer a la pêche (peach beer)

Friend1: Get me another drink
Friend2: Absolutely not you are way too pêched

Friend1: Throwing up in the toilet
Friend2: She is soo pêched

Pêched by vivelapeche September 10, 2020