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To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.
Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.
Petched by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007
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To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.
"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"
Petched by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014
When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover
Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server
Petched by the wolf intel January 4, 2021
Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"
"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""
Petched by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024
Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.
"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"
Patched by Dervint October 23, 2015

pitched tent 

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.
Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra
pitched tent by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006