Petched

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

by shwosty June 9, 2020

Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014

petch

only the 'coolest ever!!!'

wow, that is so petch!

by petch September 4, 2008

Petch

To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

petch

combonation of meth and steriods.

many celebrities take drugs. some take petch

by Konoha March 12, 2009

petch

The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.

I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.

by Moe Tavern November 26, 2006