A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner
"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"
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Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.
I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game
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The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.
Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?
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When a gay man catfishes another gay man
Scott was perched by a guy named Brad
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If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.
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To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.

Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.

Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby.
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Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.
Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!
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