shwosty's definitions

Petched

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

by shwosty June 9, 2020

Joh'd

When you start configuring settings unaware of what they are and what consequences they'll have.

I'm pretty sure Joh Joh'd the DHCP pool by entering it as 100, 199

by shwosty June 18, 2020

Petchaphobia

The fear of getting trapped in Henderson and forgotten about

The petchaphobia has resulted in him always carrying a pair on bolt cutters.

by shwosty October 11, 2020