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To pretend to piss at a urinal when you have stagefright due to the proximity of people.
I was just about to take a piss when the boss came in and took the urinal next to me. I was so nervous I couldn't go so I just peetended.
by bobber77 June 10, 2010
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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