Pretendance

Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.

Rick had perfect pretendance at the weekly sales meetings this month.

Pretendance by jester66 March 5, 2013

PretendaSexual 

Someone who pretends to be an elaborate often made up sexuality in order to get attention and fit in with other people. They often feel the need "explain" their sexuality to everybody and become upset if you don't refer to them by this sexuality which often changes thus making it impossible to know so that they can claim they are being persecuted against.

Did hear Karen is Gynosexual ?
Please Karen isn't Gynosexual, last week she was "Intrasexual" and 2 weeks before that she was Cetero, She just a PretendaSexual.

PretendaSexual by CaptainCanoe December 21, 2017

pretendcest 

Sexual relations with an adopted sibling.

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.

pretendcest by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013

pretendicepts 

When a person, not buff or built, pretends through posturing or how they carry themselves to be buff and or muscular. This would be the act of them “flexin” their pretendicepts.

“Did you see Arturo come out of the gym? He’s been going for two days, and now how he’s walking?”

“He must be really feeling the burn in those pretendicepts!”

pretendicepts by Kenoke1! March 29, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004