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PretendaSexual 

Someone who pretends to be an elaborate often made up sexuality in order to get attention and fit in with other people. They often feel the need "explain" their sexuality to everybody and become upset if you don't refer to them by this sexuality which often changes thus making it impossible to know so that they can claim they are being persecuted against.
Did hear Karen is Gynosexual ?
Please Karen isn't Gynosexual, last week she was "Intrasexual" and 2 weeks before that she was Cetero, She just a PretendaSexual.
PretendaSexual by CaptainCanoe December 21, 2017

pretendcest 

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.
pretendcest by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013

pretendicepts 

When a person, not buff or built, pretends through posturing or how they carry themselves to be buff and or muscular. This would be the act of them “flexin” their pretendicepts.
“Did you see Arturo come out of the gym? He’s been going for two days, and now how he’s walking?”

“He must be really feeling the burn in those pretendicepts!”
pretendicepts by Kenoke1! March 29, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026