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Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
by Jzman111015 April 01, 2018
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When you hear a loud, high pitched noise but theres really nothing wrong with you
On The Office, Jim and Pam would hum the same high pitched note until Dwight called the ear doctor for an appointment. They called it pretendonitis.
by Abanasi August 14, 2008
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What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy
“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”
by Spikethemad712 May 24, 2018
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