Pretendonitis
Pretendonitis by Jzman111015 April 1, 2018
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Pretendonitis
On The Office, Jim and Pam would hum the same high pitched note until Dwight called the ear doctor for an appointment. They called it pretendonitis.
Pretendonitis by Abanasi October 9, 2008
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Pretendonitis by Spikethemad712 May 24, 2018
Pretendinitis
The humming of two high pitched frequencies voiced simultaneously by persons to the dismay of a third colleague/associate resulting in an appointment with an ear doctor.
Pretendinitis by LiteralBeastSlayer April 17, 2020
pretendinitis
classic way that runners fake an injury. It's a pseudo-injury that afflicts lazy athletes who use it to get out of running practice. They tell their coach that they can't run because they have "tendinitis."
"I heard you have pretendinitis."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you bs'ed your coach to get out of the long workout. You claimed that you had tendonitis, even though you're clearly fine and just pretending."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you bs'ed your coach to get out of the long workout. You claimed that you had tendonitis, even though you're clearly fine and just pretending."
pretendinitis by drizzly.ivan.96 March 1, 2017
pretendinitis
The pain and discomfort endured while having a tedious conversation, usually the result of long periods of smiling and nodding. Facial muscles can be eased periodically with generic comments such as "Oh really?", "Uh-huh", and "That's crazy."
pretendinitis by sugartees August 3, 2010
Pretentionitis
To be suffering from trying to seem more important or significant than you really are. Similar to pretentious
Person 1: Is Peter coming to the party later?
Person 2: Na'h, he 's got pretentionitis and he's being a dick lately.
Person 2: Na'h, he 's got pretentionitis and he's being a dick lately.
Pretentionitis by SneakySsssssss February 13, 2018
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