1 definition by bobber77

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To pretend to piss at a urinal when you have stagefright due to the proximity of people.
I was just about to take a piss when the boss came in and took the urinal next to me. I was so nervous I couldn't go so I just peetended.
by bobber77 June 10, 2010
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