ratsbackside's definitions

Pomcom

British situation comedy using pommy stereotypes and pasty pommy caricatures. Lame ass toilet comedy with dopey accents like Hyacinth Bucket, Morcombe and Unwise, Dick Enema.......... Carry on snowflake............

Q: What's on TV tonight?

A: Fuck all as usual - just every pomcom ever made on every fucking channel. Utter utter utter utter utter trash

by ratsbackside September 26, 2023

RJ

Abbreviation for rim job - usually for the act but also as a derogatory tag for a fuckwit

Some smartarse millennial called me Karen for displaying common sense (something way above his pay grade)- so I called him RJ coz he is another level above dropkick. Seemed perfectly suited to this arse muncher.

by ratsbackside January 18, 2021

A - Holic

Someone who is unfortunately addicted to being an a - hole. They can't help themselves and no amount of therapy can cure them. They are a chronic arsehole. They treat others as if they don't matter. It's all about them.

Bradford and Shirley are chronic A - Holics after treating "their" son as they have. His feelings never mattered. There is no hope for them.

by ratsbackside April 20, 2017

Karma Music

When the thot who left you for the worst snake in the grass work out how their relationship was formed on triangulation, deceit, attention, spite and narcissism and they confess they need to sleep beside a person they don't love - for the rest of their lives til death do they part - that's Karma Music to all of my senses. Wait until the good looks have faded and watch them tear themselves apart. 2 superficial mutts have wasted their lives with someone they despise.

When I hear of how Slagley and Bradford hate each others guts, it is Karma music to my ears. It s always good for a chuckle.

by ratsbackside December 9, 2019

freakspew

Unintelligible garble from a mentally or emotionally unstable being. It is almost impossible to translate their inane rantings from any form or language or common sense. Clearly the person is out of their safe space.

The rantings of the woman as she delivered freakspew to anyone in her vicinity were obviously that of a programmed retard, someone who thinks the world should be as she see's it or a lunatic out of medication

by ratsbackside February 16, 2021

Pretend Murray

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"

Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

by ratsbackside May 16, 2023

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017