ratsbackside's definitions

punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.

Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

by ratsbackside August 31, 2017

A - Holic

Someone who is unfortunately addicted to being an a - hole. They can't help themselves and no amount of therapy can cure them. They are a chronic arsehole. They treat others as if they don't matter. It's all about them.

Bradford and Shirley are chronic A - Holics after treating "their" son as they have. His feelings never mattered. There is no hope for them.

by ratsbackside April 20, 2017

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

Karma Music

When the thot who left you for the worst snake in the grass work out how their relationship was formed on triangulation, deceit, attention, spite and narcissism and they confess they need to sleep beside a person they don't love - for the rest of their lives til death do they part - that's Karma Music to all of my senses. Wait until the good looks have faded and watch them tear themselves apart. 2 superficial mutts have wasted their lives with someone they despise.

When I hear of how Slagley and Bradford hate each others guts, it is Karma music to my ears. It s always good for a chuckle.

by ratsbackside December 9, 2019

Shot through

Left the scene in a hurry, usually to avoid being arrested or avoiding having to pay or facing up to any responsibility.

When they found out the (police) (the ex) (the father in law) (dope peddler) was after them they shot through in the middle of the night. Australian saying.

by ratsbackside January 22, 2020

Pretend Murray

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"

Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

by ratsbackside May 16, 2023

Pomcom

British situation comedy using pommy stereotypes and pasty pommy caricatures. Lame ass toilet comedy with dopey accents like Hyacinth Bucket, Morcombe and Unwise, Dick Enema.......... Carry on snowflake............

Q: What's on TV tonight?

A: Fuck all as usual - just every pomcom ever made on every fucking channel. Utter utter utter utter utter trash

by ratsbackside September 26, 2023