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pseuicide 

Faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. May be done for the lulz, to get sympathy and lip gloss, or to see who your real friends are. A pseuicide usually divides a web community into suckers and insensitive douchebags. Death announcements can be made by a sockpuppet.

Also known as pseudocide and Munchausen by Proxy Server. Not to be confused with suicide.
A: It turns out Josh didn't die of consuption after all. His brother and best friend posting from the hospital were just sockpuppets.
B: Not another pseuicide!
pseuicide by zuffix August 6, 2007
Related Words

peepocide 

The act of killing one or more peeps, usually with the use of a microwave.
Today I used my microwave to commit mass peepocide!
peepocide by Adolf Peepler March 23, 2009
The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.
Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
penicide by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

purpicide 

adv.- to O.D. on purple shit. i.e. purple yerple or purple haze.
hommie so hocked-up on that red and blue mix he committed purpicide.

pesticide 

1. Any substance used to kill, repel, or control a specific strain of plant or animal life considered by its user to be pests.
2. The act of killing someone for being annoying, or in some way bothering you.
1. You should buy some pesticide to get ridof these roaches in your kitchen.
2. Antonio refused to quit talking during the movie, so I committed pesticide by bashing his face into a chair until he stopped breathing.
murder fratricide suicide genocide poison herbicide insecticide matricide patricide infanticide
pesticide by RedWynn1982 August 21, 2016

Pseuicide 

Pseuicide means to fake ones death or illness. Some people might confuse this word with suicide.
Huck pseuicides his own death and escapes when his cruel step father was away.
Pseuicide by PiPd1234 October 30, 2023