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The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.
Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
penicide by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009
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Pedocide 

From ancient Greek, designs the murder of a child.
I was watching the TV and the guy presenting the news talking about an awful story including a pedocide.
Pedocide by TheYoGirl October 27, 2017

pedocide 

An industrial chemical commonly applied to the lawns of retirement communities to inhibit depredations by other people's grandchildren.
"There's a Big Wheel parked on the lawn, George. Better put down some more pedocide."
pedocide by va1erio January 27, 2007
A rare chemical that instantly dissolves penises.
Hey.. do you guys carry penicide?
Penicide by zsk5 February 20, 2009

Pydicide 

To destroy one's own culture, community, or nation.

"Pydi-" derives from the greek word "Paideia" which means culture or education while "-cide" means death in Greek.
"I'm NOT racist," screams the suicidal German Cop while he opens the borders to the Illegal Muslim Horde as they start trampling on him. Thus, starting the Pydicide of Germany as Millions of Germans allow themselves to be raped, desecrated, and killed just to avoid having themselves accused of being "racist."
Pydicide by Utosaver October 29, 2017

pedicine 

Pedicine when one sings the rhyme it makes sense
You can’t have medicine without pedicine
pedicine by yingyangginger December 21, 2021
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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