pesticide

1. Any substance used to kill, repel, or control a specific strain of plant or animal life considered by its user to be pests.
2. The act of killing someone for being annoying, or in some way bothering you.

1. You should buy some pesticide to get ridof these roaches in your kitchen.
2. Antonio refused to quit talking during the movie, so I committed pesticide by bashing his face into a chair until he stopped breathing.
murder fratricide suicide genocide poison herbicide insecticide matricide patricide infanticide

by RedWynn1982 August 21, 2016

Pesticide Application

Little yellow cards they put on peoples lawns that cool people take and collect.

I just stole a yellow pesticide application from the Johnson's house!

by adonkeyisaass November 3, 2003

The pesticide

When a woman queefs on a man with crabs pubic hair. Upon which he will be cured of his prior case of crabs.

Person 1: "Bro, did you hear about John?"

Person 2: "Yea I know, he has crabs, it sucks."

Person 3: "No, this slut from the bar he took home gave him the pesticide and now he's clean again bro!"
Person 4: "Awesome."

by JGator May 29, 2009

Pasticide

A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.

By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022

Everytime he's around it's like walking into a toxic mist from the past; like a pasticide.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

pseuicide

Faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. May be done for the lulz, to get sympathy and lip gloss, or to see who your real friends are. A pseuicide usually divides a web community into suckers and insensitive douchebags. Death announcements can be made by a sockpuppet.

Also known as pseudocide and Munchausen by Proxy Server. Not to be confused with suicide.

A: It turns out Josh didn't die of consuption after all. His brother and best friend posting from the hospital were just sockpuppets.
B: Not another pseuicide!

by zuffix August 6, 2007

Testicide

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009