pseuicide

Faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. May be done for the lulz, to get sympathy and lip gloss, or to see who your real friends are. A pseuicide usually divides a web community into suckers and insensitive douchebags. Death announcements can be made by a sockpuppet.

Also known as pseudocide and Munchausen by Proxy Server. Not to be confused with suicide.

A: It turns out Josh didn't die of consuption after all. His brother and best friend posting from the hospital were just sockpuppets.
B: Not another pseuicide!

by zuffix August 6, 2007

Pseuicide

Pseuicide means to fake ones death or illness. Some people might confuse this word with suicide.

Huck pseuicides his own death and escapes when his cruel step father was away.

by PiPd1234 October 30, 2023

pseuicide

Faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. May be done for the lulz, or to get attention and small gifts such as lip gloss. A pseuicide usually divides a group of friends into believers and non-believers.

Someone posted saying Josh died in a Murphy bed accident? That's gotta be a pseuicide.

by zuffix January 1, 2009

pseudocide

To fake one's death; to make others believe one has commited suicide

When John commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.

by Tyler McBride October 23, 2007

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

pesticide

1. Any substance used to kill, repel, or control a specific strain of plant or animal life considered by its user to be pests.
2. The act of killing someone for being annoying, or in some way bothering you.

1. You should buy some pesticide to get ridof these roaches in your kitchen.
2. Antonio refused to quit talking during the movie, so I committed pesticide by bashing his face into a chair until he stopped breathing.
murder fratricide suicide genocide poison herbicide insecticide matricide patricide infanticide

by RedWynn1982 August 21, 2016

plebicide

The deliberate execution and persecution of a member of the lower social classes. Same as genocide however this applies to the plebeians.

Plebicide is a huge problem in society and also it is totally insane.

by Brian Assheadt July 4, 2017