Pedobet

A person who only types or texts in only lower case.

God, Shelia is such a pedobet! She kept saying "i love you" and "when do i suck dick". Fucking hate her.

Pedobet by AWKWARD MAN February 20, 2015

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pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015

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the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.

pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)

pedobyte by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

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A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008

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Pedobeastiality: a relationship involving underage kids and animals.

Brian and Stewie's relationship in Family guy. The shippers: their relationship is Pedobeastiality.

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

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Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

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