Pedobet

A person who only types or texts in only lower case.

God, Shelia is such a pedobet! She kept saying "i love you" and "when do i suck dick". Fucking hate her.

by AWKWARD MAN February 20, 2015

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

by lschi1 March 31, 2015

pedobyte

the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.

pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)

by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

by va1erio December 14, 2008

Pedobeastiality

Pedobeastiality: a relationship involving underage kids and animals.

Brian and Stewie's relationship in Family guy. The shippers: their relationship is Pedobeastiality.

by League ruined my life January 19, 2021

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010