Pedobeard 

Combination of the words "pedophile" and "beard". Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.

Harry stroked his mangy pedobeard -- which he had not shaven in months -- after a day's worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.

Pedobeard by Seru987 October 20, 2009

Pedrobear 

Pedrobear is the spanish version of Pedobear. Pedrobear has a hard time getting his prey. He travels around the US. He speaks spanish, but he understand english. Sometimes he'll try and speak english, which usually results in the following:

Pedrobear: Me gusta

8 year old: ?

Pedrobear: Me gustas tu

8 year old: ....?

Pedrobear: Wanna see my snake?

8 year old: You have a snake? Where? :D

*Pedrobear drops his pants*

*8 year old runs away screaming*

Pedrobear by wtf mate ^^ June 16, 2011

Pedobeastiality

Pedobeastiality: a relationship involving underage kids and animals.

Brian and Stewie's relationship in Family guy. The shippers: their relationship is Pedobeastiality.

Pedobeastiality by League ruined my life January 19, 2021

Pedo beard 

A beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says "I am a pedophile and I don't care what you think". Invented by Morgan Stevens.

Guy 1: Dude, I don't like the way that guy with the Pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.

Guy 2: Isn't that Morgan Stevens?

Pedo beard by Charizard 15 May 28, 2010

pseudobeard 

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

pseudobeard by KosherKid March 13, 2008

pedobeardo

wierd, bearded man having fantasies about small children

'Those kids look nice, but now's not a good time,' thought the pedobeardo...'I think I'll procrasterbate and come back to school later.

pedobeardo by redes12 April 25, 2011

Pedobear 

An inside joke of a smiling, pedophiliac bear who hunts down children and rapes them. Often seen behind or running towards children in photos. His origin is thought to be 4chan, board /b/

Did you see that guy? looks like pedobear to me!
Hey, doesn't Smokey the Bear look a bit like pedobear?

Pedobear by tailspike November 28, 2009