1) Mom: Dinner!
???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?
Mom: A dead little girl!
???: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?
Girl: Why?
???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?
Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*
???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*
???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?
Mom: A dead little girl!
???: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?
Girl: Why?
???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?
Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*
???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*
by AnalPenetrationByForce July 21, 2011
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1) A great thing to shout when you like something
2) A grat thing to text when you are sexting
-Referring to the infamous Pedobear
2) A grat thing to text when you are sexting
-Referring to the infamous Pedobear
1) Pedophile: Get in my van, little girl! I have canddyyy!
Little Girl: Okay!
Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) Pedophile: What are you wearing?
Teenager: nothing im so wet right now
Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D
Little Girl: Okay!
Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D
2) Pedophile: What are you wearing?
Teenager: nothing im so wet right now
Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D
by Mister Fucker July 22, 2011
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