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NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."
That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.
by WM Kolston June 15, 2010
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